Saturday, June 28, 2008
Friday, June 27, 2008
Giving Up...
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy See's Candy with it instead of dinner?' No, I had to stop eating See's years ago', the homeless woman told me.'
Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive .
''Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!
''Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.
' I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and See's.'
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy See's Candy with it instead of dinner?' No, I had to stop eating See's years ago', the homeless woman told me.'
Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive .
''Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!
''Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.
' I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and See's.'
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
First Swim - Part 2
Monday, June 23, 2008
Too Hot!
This weekend required lots of water and lots of sunscreen!!!
We found a beached man
A beached Seal!!! That is just his head but he was HUGE.
Audrey got to go swimming at Aunt Kellie's with the whole family for her first swim.
Audrey putting her toes in the water at the beach
We stopped by 7-eleven for Kyle to get a diet coke (he had a craving) and he walked out with the biggest drink I've ever seen in my entire life! It was so heavy we couldn't even pass it back and forth in the car.
We ended our HOT day with some play time in front of the air conditioner
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Another Stinker!
Friday, June 20, 2008
Disney Princess
Audrey is finally a Disney princess like all of her friends!!
I took Audrey to Disneyland for the first time last Monday night all by myself. Basically...I was out of control due to the lack of supervision. We had to go shopping for new Disney gear before we even entered the park. I had Audrey in her new sweatshirt before I had even paid for it (I'm sure the workers thought I was stealing it). I then proceeded to walk around the store asking people to take pictures of her. Once we entered the park Audrey got excited over the lights all over main street...at this point I started crying uncontrollably. People were staring. I had to step aside and get some control. Next, was the fire works show. I waited while standing with 17lb. Audrey in the Bjorn for twenty minutes until it started so that we could have a good view for her first fireworks show. Once the show began the events from main street occurred all over again. Audrey got excited while I bawled my brains out for the entire twenty minute show. I'm sure the people smashed up against us were wondering how they got so lucky. Anyway, we now have our season pass and we're excited to go with our friends. I promise to be on better behavior next time.
I took Audrey to Disneyland for the first time last Monday night all by myself. Basically...I was out of control due to the lack of supervision. We had to go shopping for new Disney gear before we even entered the park. I had Audrey in her new sweatshirt before I had even paid for it (I'm sure the workers thought I was stealing it). I then proceeded to walk around the store asking people to take pictures of her. Once we entered the park Audrey got excited over the lights all over main street...at this point I started crying uncontrollably. People were staring. I had to step aside and get some control. Next, was the fire works show. I waited while standing with 17lb. Audrey in the Bjorn for twenty minutes until it started so that we could have a good view for her first fireworks show. Once the show began the events from main street occurred all over again. Audrey got excited while I bawled my brains out for the entire twenty minute show. I'm sure the people smashed up against us were wondering how they got so lucky. Anyway, we now have our season pass and we're excited to go with our friends. I promise to be on better behavior next time.
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Happy Father's Day Dad!
We had such a fun Father's day!
We started off the day with presents and breakfast at my parent's house.
Saturday
We had such a busy but fun Saturday.
I started off the day at Jodee's baby shower. The food was delicious and party was raging!
We went straight to an Elmo B-day bash for little Noah. Here is Kyle and Eric (with Noah and Audrey). They worked together at KPMG and have become great friends. Two party girls.
One party girl.
Audrey had her first encounter with a balloon. All she wanted to do was hold onto it and lick it!
She wouldn't look Elmo in the eyes. She said she doesn't trust him.
Next, we went to my friend Allison's graduation party. Allison just got her Masters in nursing at UCLA.
One party girl.
Audrey had her first encounter with a balloon. All she wanted to do was hold onto it and lick it!
She wouldn't look Elmo in the eyes. She said she doesn't trust him.
Next, we went to my friend Allison's graduation party. Allison just got her Masters in nursing at UCLA.
ZOO !
We went to the zoo a couple weeks ago with our friends. It was Audrey's first time and she seemed to enjoy it. She's pretty happy with anything outdoors. I think the train ride was her favorite.
Here is Audrey in a giant hatched egg. Thanks for help Megan!
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Freakin Weekend !
Last weekend Audrey had her first cold :-( . It was so sad. We stayed in all weekend and missed out on all our fun plans. So...we had to make up for it this weekend.
I started off my weekend with a hot date Friday night with this guy!
We went to the movies!!!! Our first movie since Audrey was born. We saw "Baby Momma"...I give it three and a half stars. It was funny but not hilarious.
I started off my weekend with a hot date Friday night with this guy!
We went to the movies!!!! Our first movie since Audrey was born. We saw "Baby Momma"...I give it three and a half stars. It was funny but not hilarious.
I tried to get a couple's picture here in the car but it ended up just me and Kyle's smile.
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